A VERY SMALL KNIGHT. A VERY BIG DESTINY.

catwif poop.

THE SWORD IS QUESTIONABLE.
THE COURAGE IS NOT.

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✧FIG. 001
THE GREAT
POOP BLADE
EST. IN A VERY STRANGE KINGDOMSCROLL TO THE TALE ↓
CHAPTER I / THE LEGEND
✳

THE LITTLEST
LEGEND.

Some heroes are born with crowns. This one showed up holding a poop sword.

Beyond the misty hills lives a kitten in borrowed armor. Nobody knows where the sword came from. Nobody is brave enough to ask.

Every morning, he polishes his helmet, adjusts his tiny pink bow, and stands guard over absolutely everything.

a good boy. a suspicious weapon. ↗

Small orange kitten in silver armor holding a giant glowing poop sword✦✦
AN OFFICIAL PORTRAITNO. 001 — THE GUARDIAN
CERTIFIED
BRAVE
★
✦   THE KNIGHT'S MOST SACRED OATH   ✦
“

I SHALL PROTECT
THIS VERY WEIRD
LITTLE WORLD.

”

— SIR POOPCAT, PROBABLY

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✦
CHAPTER II / THE ROYAL SCROLL

THE NAME WRITTEN IN STONE

ONE TINY
ROYAL SEAL.

The kingdom has an address. Keep it somewhere safe. Preferably not under the litter box.

✦   OFFICIAL CONTRACT ADDRESSNO. 002
CA / SOLANACOMING SOON
THIS IS THE ONE. THE ONLY ONE.✣
CHAPTER III / A MOMENT OF COURAGE

BIG SWORD.
TINY BEANS.

He does not know what fear is.
He also does not know what taxes are.

*tiny heroic squeak*
LEGENDS ARE NOT MEASURED IN INCHES.
CHAPTER IV / THE GATHERING
✧♛✧

THE CASTLE GATES ARE OPEN

COME, STRANGE
LITTLE FRIEND.

There is room by the fire. There are tales to tell. Please do not touch the sword.

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LONG LIVE THE TINY KNIGHT.   ✦   $POOPCAT
✦ CONTRACT COPIED